Are you a terrorist?
Despite its inability to pass its own security tests, the TSA is keeping a sharp lookout for terrorists during the summer travel season. Really sharp. Among its many techiques for keeping us safe is monitoring the behavior of passengers who go through the security check points. The video nearby contains actual examples of what TSA agents have been trained to look for.
It strikes us as though just about everyone who has been in or near an airport in the last 20 years might qualify as a threat.